10 Ways For Britney To Get Her Groove Back!

It has been quite a while Britney has been out of the picture and when i say out of the picture i mean the musical scenario...not the cigarettes, the gum-chewing, the cut-up fishnet tights and a parade of late-night public displays.Yeah she is an active member in the paparazzi victim section.
Divorce is seldom happy news...but who the fuck cares about Kevin Federl(ying)ine?The fans just want their Classic Brit: the hit-making, trend-setting pop starlet who could do no wrong — who set and stayed ahead of trends, who seemed set for a long, successful career.UNTIL she met HIM ofcourse!

So,10 simple steps for Britney to regain her pop princess title yet again!(even though nobody listens to pop anymore...whatever)

1. Don't hang out with Paris Hilton
No surprise there...i mean unless she wants to get piss drunk every night of the week and abuse people around her at the most elite clubs and make a fool of herself and to top it off,pretend it never happened,(cause it was her evil twin Hitme Spears!) she can go right ahead!

2. Don't chew gum or smoke in public
Hello?You are pregnant!Unless you want the kid to turn into his oh-i'm-so-gay-wit-my-cap father.Perception counts for a lot where child-custody is concerned.Unless she doesn't care about the child of course( Sean Preston?Wtf?)

3. Do show off musical talent
Gwen Stefani and Fergie have certainly stole the limelight from Britney ever since she was on maternity leave but she can certainly reclaim the throne...who doesn't love the sexy cool mom image not to forget her knowledge concerning pop culture.I mean,look at Madonna! Shania Twain! Ok no,Shania is a MEAN mom...who the fuck makes their kids eat tofu all day?You get what i mean right?

4. Do get a publicist
Paris Hilton would be the first to admit that she'd be lost without constant companion/spinmaster Elliot Mintz.

5. Do wear designer clothes
You have the money!Splurge!The Wal-Mart look was funny for a minute, but why keep it when fabulous designers like Tracy Reese, Nicole Miller, Roberto Cavalli, Giorgio Armani and Dolce & Gabbana are just a phone call away?

6. Do consider a sleigh ride with Mr. Rudolph(pun intended) this Christmas
Larry Rudolph — with whom Brit parted company in 2004, shortly after she married Federline — began managing Britney when she was 15, and played a huge role in making her the star she is.

7. Do work with Pharrell and/or Timbaland
*Hear hear* Look at Nelly Furtado, Mariah Carey and Gwen Stefani! It boosts your chances to hit those charts again AND its a treat for the fans (who doesn't love Pharrell?You suck if you don't)

8. Do reach out to Max Martin
He crafted many of Britney's early hits — and gave Kelly Clarkson one of the best songs on her last album. If Larry Rudolph's back in the game, why not Max?

9. Don't try to one-up Kevin
Two words-Fuck Kevin!

10. Do stay away from Las Vegas
The place to cut loose is the place where the paparazzi aren't.

Courtesy-MTV News