Dog molester?

Remember that not-so-pretty chic from American Pie?The one that advised Tara Reid's boyfriend to give her an orgasm?Natasha Lyonne...thats the one.Whatever happened to her?I've not really seen her in movies after that...hmm...wonder why....oh...maybe,cause she prefers MOLESTING DOGS!She turned herself in a few days back at a New York high court.A warrant was issued for her arrest in January after she missed four court hearings on charges including "criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbour's dog!Uh...you can threaten people to do other stuff like probably molest their little kid or something,but their DOG?Come on!
Well i bet shes thanking her stars she isn't all that famous because turning yourself in,after threatening to molest a dog isn't a very wise decision...running away from the city and getting a plastic surgery and changing your name to Chi chi Svenson would be a wise decision.Think about it ,at the end of the day,you could rather be known as Natasha Lyonne:potential dog rapist OR you could have a bushy moustache and be known as Juan Garcia:Mild mannered,deaf school janitor who doesn't rape dogs.
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